X Factor News: Winning song says so much

Might the bosses have let slip the winner without realising?

Still singing: Is he/isn't he?, MILF, Slags, Weeping Scotsman, Family

News filters through that the first single for the X Factor winner will be a remake of When You Believe by Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston - a song hideously unsuited to gay/not gay Rhydian.

In fact, of all the singers in the competition it is clearly most suited to Niki, who is the only female in there with lungs big enough to take on the big guns.

Might they know something we don't? After all, the producers of the show will have access to information on the weekly phone votes.

Something stinks, and it's not just Leon's finger.