Big Brother Celebrity Hijack BETTING: Winners Market

The big thickie is running away with it...

Still in there: Boxer (8/13), Cleaner (5/1), Brick-Top (5/1), Singing Love Rat (10/1), Racing Twit (10/1), The Splits (12/1), Dancer (33/1), Piano Prostitute (40/1), Fashion Week? (40/1), Circus Strangler (50/1), Orgy Porgy (66/1)

So ashamed is he of being Andy McNab, that Andy McNab disguises his face at all times, this weekend wearing a balaclava when appearing on the popular TV show Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack - no doubt for fear of being recognised by some of the baddies he's crossed in the past, and getting killed on live television.

Watching McNab getting butchered on E4 to the backing sound of birdsong to save the viewers the bad language would have been brilliant.

Still, here's how things stand for the young television hostages:

Anthony
He's enormously thick (like Brian, winner, Big Brother 8), but voting girls will think he's great, thanks to his gentle nature as the house mummy's boy. The whisper is that he might be emabarking on a strange love affair with the whorish piano player, Calista. How that will effect his standing is anyone's guess. The man to beat.

Amy
Amy is climbing through the ranks, thanks to being the only girl in there who seems comfortable with both genders. The least pretentious contestant (ridiculously for a conceptual artist), voting girls will be hugely turned on by her straght talking ways, and she will leave a hero. She has most in kind with Shell (fourth, Big Brother 5), but she's even better. She coped brilliantly in the stupid SAS task, and could yet win it.

John
Guaranteed a place in the final, but the hulking politician is becoming a touch wimpish and boring. As things stand, he has developed a terrible habit of looming onto the scene just as people look like they're going to start kissing. He's killing the drama, the idiot. Still, popular enough to challenge the top spot.

Nathan
Nathan shot himself in the foot when he said that he fancied Amy, not Latoya. The dancer and singer were the hip in-house love affair that everyone wanted to see, but now it looks like we'll all be waiting out for Emilia to go at it hammer and tongs with a frightened looking racing driver. Euch.

 

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